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| Are you a foxworthy fan, your going to love this.
Jeff Foxworthy on Upstate New York
>If you consider it a sport to gather your food by >drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York.
>If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Saranac Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, and Syracuse gets more snow than any other major city in the US, you might live in Upstate New York.
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might live in Upstate New York
>If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live in Upstate New York.
>If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Upstate New York.
>If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Upstate New York.
>If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Upstate New York.
>If your town has more bars than churches, you might live in Upstate New York.
>If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Upstate New York.
>YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE UPSTATE NEW YORKER WHEN:
>1. "Vacation" means going South past Syracuse for the weekend.
>2. You measure distance in hours.
>3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
>4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
>5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
>6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
>7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
>8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend / wife knows how to use them.
>9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
>11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
>12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
>13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of adeer next to your blue spruce.
>14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
>15. Down South to you means Corning.
>16. A brat is something you eat.
>17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed.
>18. You go out for a fish fry every Friday.
>19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
>20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
>21. You find 10 degrees "a little chilly."
>22. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Upstate New York friends.
>Sad....but true!!!
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| My sister-in-law and her kids just left with 4 of her 5 children. They came to visit the family for christmas and are going home tomorrow. They live in Agusta Maine, and whats the capitol of Maine. hmmmm, anyone???
My sister in laws name is Mary, she has the kindest sweetest heart, and she Loves the Lord, She is a single parent and has had a hard row, I know that the Lord is providing for her and watches over her every minute of every hour of the day.
She got an awsome new van, and what did she praise God for .... the fact that it started, I think in life we become so spoiled, and put on a sad face when things don't go our way and forget to praise God for the simple things, like a sun shine, the first breath in the morning, 3 beauitful healthy children, a husband who loves me. what does that commercial say ahh yes.... P R I C E L E S S
We awake each day with such an amazing gift given to us by our creator who loves us more than anything. AMEN! Our soul purpose for being is so that our heavenly Father can have fellowship with us. My heavenly Father thinks I am important, I am special, I am worth spending time with, is that concept awsome...
So the next times things don't go the way you plan, look around you and smile, because your Heavenly Father loves you sooo much. and so do I.
TTFN... don't forget to answer the question at the beginning of the message.
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| Thieves steal needys groceries, Ogdensburg, thursday dec 9th 
donated food from the church and community program in canton that was supposed to be given away to needy families at a free community dinner were stolen.
apparently 2 women young women reportedly entered the methodist church and stole approximately 12 bags of food. to make matters even worse, the 2 women lied to a minister who questioned them about why they were leaving with the food.
the women said they were sent to the center to pick up the food and deliver it to shut ins.
Right know the case is currently in the hands of the canton village police dept. and they are heading up an investigation.
Let us keep this matter in prayers, and not be discouraged to continue the good work that God has begun in us.
Don't forget dec 11 thats tomorrow, church and community program to sort christmas gifts.
Question of the day: What is orange, has stripes and a bouncing tail
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|  This is my first entry, isn't this cool, i just read a bunch of stuff from "op" xanga, i really liked them. okay now what, well anyone reading this i want to remind you that
this saturday is sorting christmas presents for the needy at the church and community program in canton from 10-2, so be their or be alone.
give missymoo a cow call and let her know if your coming. 
also new years eve 12/31 5.00 Tubing at dry hill. awsome time dude,
I can just hear my daughter again "not funny mom"
Then in jan sat the 22nd again 5.00 is wall climbing 12-4 i think.
so question of the day, What is cassie favorite Winnie the pooh charcter?
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